Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Weird Things Magic Assistants Do

Or atleast what I do now that I'm a magic assistant. People have agreed with me on some of these things though!

We can relate anything to magic. We go somewhere and see something that looks like what we do, we take a picture with it. Like this weird dude thing at Ripley's and the Bed of Nails at WonderWorks. Yes, I'm white. Shut your face. I'm a ginger.

Injuries are the best thing that could possibly happen and we kinda get way too excited over them. Sprained your ankle? Got some awesome new bruises? Time to post a photo on Facebook. No pain, no gain. We worked hard to earn our stripes. We are magic assistants. Hear us roar.

We are as interested in boxes as cats are. 
*Sees le box* CHALLENGE ACCEPTED *Crawls inside to see if body fits*

In all photos we take, we pop our knee. This drives my brother in law crazy. To quote him...
"When a camera points at you, is there some weird reflex in your right leg that makes it pose?"
Doesn't matter where you are: on the beach, at a concert, in Disney World... That knee is gonna pop.

Any floor is a stage. What does a large open hard floor/stage mean? Gotta dance. I wonder how many pirouettes I can do across here...

We love sparkles. Every article of clothing that is seen with sparkles on it, "Can we use this?"
Ya'll my first email after starting magic was sparklemagic16@noneyabusiness. Ok not that address exactly but I don't want anyone messing with my stuff.


So I had thought of more in the shower this morning but because I don't have waterproof paper I wasn't able to write them all down and I forgot. So if anyone can think of any more, feel free to comment and let me know! I can always edit the post. Thanks! I hope you enjoyed it!